Poor Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.
As if it wasn’t bad enough that he had to endure hours of questioning from the members of Congress – he had to do it while sitting on a booster seat! (Seriously? They just happen to have booster seats lying around Capitol Hill?)
I might not be a billionaire, I might not own a massive business. But, I can say, that if I ever have to face a US Senate inquiry, I won’t need a booster seat to sit at the big boy table. pic.twitter.com/qduXKM6uz7
— Sydney Salt Farm (@kekograd_mayor) April 11, 2018
As a furniture store with multiple locations in the greater Washington D.C. area, we want to make sure that Mr. Zuckerberg doesn’t need to suffer this indignity next time he gets called to testify about his company’s privacy policies possibly enabling foreign malicious actors to influence the United States’ democratic process. So without further ado, here are 3 alternatives to the booster seat that Zuckerberg might want to consider next time he’s called to Capitol Hill.
(It should be noted that all of these alternatives are available at Price Busters Discount Furniture. Mr. Zuckerberg is invited and encouraged to visit one of our 9 locations throughout Maryland for great deals on a seat that he can schlep into his next appearance before Congress).
#1) If it’s height that Zuckerberg wants, then he should strongly consider the Moriann Two-Tone Tall UPH Barstool during his next summons to the Great Rotunda.
At 44.75 inches tall, this stool will allow Mr. Zuckerberg to achieve a height of at least 6 feet, enabling him to reach the microphone with ease!
#2) Over the past few weeks, Mr. Zuckerberg has apologized repeatedly for any role that Facebook may have played in enabling Russia to influence the 2016 Presidential Election. So, in keeping with history, he might want to consider the Hamlyn Medium Brown Home Office Swivel Desk Chair next time he is forced to apologize before Congress.
The comfort of this chair has long made it a favorite for politicians who need to make a public apology, and Mr. Zuckerberg can pay homage to these great men by following their lead. As any historian will tell you, this chair was used by Bill Clinton during his apology regarding the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
It was also used by Ronald Reagan when he apologized for whatever happened during the Iran-Contra affair (we don’t remember the exact details from our 8th grade history class and are too busy to look it up). You can’t see the chair in the shot below, but take our word for it – it’s back there.
#3) Getting grilled for 5+ hours by the most powerful members of the government can make one jittery (trust us, we know from experience). If Zuckerberg wants to relieve that stress, he might want to go for a spin on the Townser Grayish Brown Home Office Swivel Desk Chair With Adjustable Height. In fact, as stated in the video below, the Swivel Office Chair was invented by Thomas Jefferson – so you can bet this chair will get the Presidential Seal Of Approval!
At Price Busters, we want to make sure that anyone who is called to testify before Congress can do so in comfort – not only Mark Zuckerberg. So next time YOU are called to Capitol Hill, make sure to first come to Price Busters for great deals on a chair that you can bring with you. And while you’re at it, check out the rest of our awesome furniture deals for every room in your house.